HOUSE-SIS

One Minute............ 

We often heard 'bout........housewife.......houseman......stuff.........now wanna listen to some house-sis story?
        
It started few weeks back......................... Dats when she  (the house girl) doin' the house chores.....coz both her parents were workin' and they didn't hire any maid (uncomfortable wif stranger)............as usual..........she wash the dishes, do the laundry, sweep the floor..etc......as soon as she finished her work......



Suddenly.......there's pile of dirty cloth layin' on the floor.........

One..................Two................Three.............Seconds.......


AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.....the scream....could be heard few blocks away............ as she 'bout to close her mouth.....An old lady stood before her...... "strange"....... she mumbles....."who's dat awful lookin' woman?"....."hmmm..really looked like somebody I know"..............."Eh?..mirror??"





Then Again..........AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...................


      It was me!!!.....this is terrible!!....wat a bizarre!!     ....such a disaster!!..call 911...I'm goin' insane!!!!


I looked waaaaayyyy....older than I am.......diz isn't happenin'...I must be dreamin'........arrrghhh........(can't get rid the image off my head)...............................................

Sigh.........Looks like the elders win agaiiinnn........
                  "Anger can only help us turn older"

Am I being too conservative? takin' those words seriously....... I sayyy.......


I don't wanna get olddd.....sob.....sob.....sob.....sob.............
actually there's few option I could take to stay young ......................eyes roll..........................
  • plastic surgery (forbidden)
  • botox (forbidden)
  • susuk (ni lagila forbidden)
  • crocodile clippers (err....worth trying)
  • facial treatment (now, where I'm goin' to find the money?)
  • wudhu' (easiest,  most effective and the cheapest way....)
  • kalau malas sangat pakai jer mask macam masked rider tuhh bergaye per.........
Hailaaa........... pela susah sangat......berhenti jerla marah - marah kan senang..........buat penat jari jer taip sume benda kat atas tuhh...............


Come to think of it...... hmmm...... since I'm from one huge family..... sooo...... diz wat I usually do (since 'the big sis' became my nickname)....
  • Forced to nag most of the time......
  • Have to raise my voice....err..sometimes...
  • Mumble to myself whenever I pick up my bros dirty cloths
  • Bear the pain whenever my lil sis cries
  • Be the middle man whenever my lil bros argue
  • Complain to much 'bout my life (ungrateful huh??)


    No wonder I get old easily....................eyes roll..............                            
    For some people it might be easy for them handlin' little kids..........hmmm........how 'bout continuously through your youth life....where we (below 29)....know only to rock da hell up.......theeeeeeennnn........ it would turns freakin' hard...

    huuussshhh........wat am I talkin' 'bout??...... bad girl!!!..... gomene minna~san.....I shouldn't have made such remarks...... well.....it IS my responsibility to look after my younger siblings..........The Big Sis Job........ ohohoho.......

    hailaa kena la ikhlas....nak wat camne...kang dosa pulak tak b'syukor ...........kang Tuhan marah.... maunye aku tak de anak nanti......buat naye jerr..........


    Hahaha...doesn't sound "ikhlas" enough to me...... Yo...... dats how world works right?!.....trouble, problem.....they exist to sharpen our strength.............hmmmm..... in my case..... my siblings are my teacher..... they teach me to be patient, mature, protective and....err....others.....





    .....watching my sis cryin'....makes me wonder..... was I the same???......naaaaa.....it can be....I'm such an angel back then(ohohoho).....................

    BTW...... no matter how tired and furious I am........at the end of the day............ Those smiles swipe them away........... 




    Take A Break............................


    P/S : Blood is always thicker than water..........Thank You Allah for such bless....................
















        STEP

        Sigh...............its tiring week for me................coz I gotta prepare for my college entrance next week....................
        last minute shopping and stuff.....................Now....time passes very quick isn't it...................................

        Yuppie....... looks like I gotta settle things quickly............
        • Scan 'Japanese and Arabic for Dummies'
        • Shop some stuff (I'm not really looking forward for diz)
        • Wash my clothes and undies...ops n telekung too
        • Pack belongings and double check stuff
        • Self-motivate for my studies
        • Recover from flu (sigh)
        Ouhh.... I made To do list too......... 





        Somehow I'm bit nervous thinkin' 'bout college things......... 

        Ehehe............but I do hope dat they provide :
        • First of all......clean toilet and washroom
        • Lecturer (ermm.... friendly one)
        • hehe.... lots and lots of food (variety)
        • Hot guys will do (ohoho...I'll bring Toma Ikuta's pic if there's none)
        • Comfortable Surau or Madrasah
        • Ok enough..............(any extra facilities are welcomed)






        P/s : Yoooshhaaa!!! Bring it on!!!!








        CAREER

        Ooo....
        I've seen a lot where Cat chasin' after a Mouse, Ranger huntin for a Wild Boar, a Desperado went after a Hot Chick,and an angry Boss searchin' for his slug employee..... the thing is...I've never seen a person pursuing his career/dream....physically.....I juz curious to know how would it look like......excitin' perhaps.....ohoho.....

           Since I was little, it was my parents who planned everythin' for me (well almost everythin')....which school Im goin', what course Im takin'.....Yup.....I hate to decide n choose coz I'm not capable of doin' so........Aaannnddd......I think I developed a little of Decidophobia (FYI...its not contagious)


           Hahaha....right into my face.......once I'd graduate from high school...I was in dilemma (still am).......wonderin' wat course should I take for my next step....There's to many options ....Accountacy, Business Management, Dentistry, Arts & Design, bla..bla..bla..(etc)......hehe......as usual when there's no other solution........I gotta seek da best fortune teller ever...my parents....and I did.....but they're not givin' me the answer I want....

        1. Well..U should decide Urself..which one U like the most?
        2. Juz pick the best dat suit U (which one anyway??!!)
        3. The most important thing is U enjoy wat you're doin'
        4. It depends on Ur dream and ambition

        Hmmm....the last statement carry some meanin' dat bring me back to the ol'days where I still wearin' my diapers on...(my childhood memories...duhh) 


        For me I wanna be everythin'....multitask-person dat is......sighed.....after those long hours of reminiscin' ...it still doesn't help me much with my problem....wuarghh!!!...(at diz moment I thought eenie-menie might be da last choice).......


        Then......ding dong teng tong......the idea-bulb has lighted up (at last).... ahaha...wat with the big fuss....all I gotta do is juz list down all the career thing and analyze all the possibility myself..yeah!!! I'm genius!! (tengokla anak saper).....ahaha......(masok tandas pam sendiri).....


        Okay enough with the braggin' and boastin'.....


        And now.....its time for me to study and analyze my potential ability.....haha..behold!!...


        First : Doctor/Anesthetist/Obstetrician/Nurse

        Hmmm...from wat I can c...doctor iz one glamorous job...hell yeah.... everybody insist dat they related to one...Eg, "my son is a doc", "my father work as a doc", "my in-law was a doc"...(yg xleyh blah tuhh).."I'm a cleaner at a Doc house" haha....as long as the word 'Doc' is there....nonetheless...we can't blame them on doing so....b'coz Doctor is a noble job. Well... they help people in need (putting da payment part aside)........

         I've got no problem stressing my brain on memorizin' human anatomy......The part I can't get a grip is THE BLOOD babe...Its b'coz I'm Hemophobic,...seriously...last time when our class had da experiment.... I nearly pass out watchin' the frog being cut alive (sounds weird if I say we performed frog surgery).......Looks like I gotta Be Strong to stay in this field.....No problem!! I'll cure the Hemophobia myself.......Yosha!!!

        Next : Chef
        Da word 'Chef' came across my mind when I was watchin' my mother cookin' in da kitchen (or, was it..when I'm takin' my late supper).....Its doesn't matter anyway..... For me Chef has their own skills of art...Yup juz like Sanji... The menu written in french but da recipe originally from Japan...(soo awesome)

          Cookin' suppose to be one's basic skill.... as for me....whenever I return to our hometown........... its difficult for me to cope with my relatives...... da reason iz simple n obvious..... bein' a city girl like me cost U to hardly recognize any of the herbs and (urgh..its embarassing)..vegetable plants.... So they assume... I can't cook at all... sigh... I felt a little bit offended..... never mind... its true I'm not skillful when its come to cookin'.............hehe but I'm master of the master when its come to eatin' part..........ohohoh......... right..righty..I need to push myself harder if I decided to take culinary in future

        Then : Artist/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Pop-star
                       
        Ahahaha......we've come to da best part yo!!.. The world of entertainment!!......... Jump into their world turns me into an addict and otaku..... Those hair!... Those style!....Those smile!.....hihihi... U don't know wat I'm talkin' 'bout heh? its K-Pop guys!!!...(kalu alang bace ni..respon dier musti 'hekeleh')........ Long live Asian!! hail the Asia!!...ehehehe...but I gotta admit I can't resist western song



        Yeah!! I'm at my full spirit........ if I've been given a chance to be one.... I would like to collaborate with Toma Ikuta (xoxoxo)... or U-kiss....or maybe Suju...ehehe... Buuuuuut....the only thing stand in my way is....... myself(??).. Coz(melancholy voice)...I can't play any of the instrument(teary eyes).......and I can't dance either(tears overflow)....... its saddening...sigh.....

        ........... : Teacher/Lecturer/Educator

          I always look up to the person called Teacher..... (and look down if he/she is shorter than I am)....... They have the motherly and angelic character.............(Dats why I don't think I can be one)....... well..dats true coz people regard them as the candle whom burn itself for others..... I don't get it when some people say dat teacher has the high chances to end up in mental hospital...... hmm.. maybe they conduct some research or somethin'


         To be a teacher was my dream (kindergarten time)........ gettin' the most holiday (school holidays)...... there's Teacher's Day.... workin' from 7 am to 1pm(most of the time)..... errmmm.... but judgin' from my experience...I don't think it suit me well...... juz ask my pals.... "Fauzan, ape yg awk ajr ni? xphmla"........."Angah, bole ulang x?"......."ermm xpela dh fhm dh pon(padahal dlm ati)".........ehehe....... I'm da worst........

        Sooooooooooooo..........................(actually there's thousands but 4 explanation is more than enough)..........................................................................

        Based on da 'analysis'........ I think I'll juz stick to wat I've always did........ Close my eyes and pray to God to show me the best future.......Insyaallah....... 

         One Moment Please..........



        P/s : Harap2 course yg aku dpt tuh...can generate income             kat dunia and akhirat.......Ameen......
          


          

            




           

            

        SLEEP

        Situation Seen :
            The Dad kept snorin' while The Mom has the habit of sleep-walkin' every night. The Daughter couldn't sleep without her bolster and it would be some kinda greatest history if The Son wake up without wettin' his bed with his drool.

             I've always thought I would look cute in my sleep (yeah, yeah I'm full of myself...wat can I do? human bein' will always be human bein'). Ok... back to da topic...But!! I began to feel sooooooo upset the minute after I listen to my sister confession.....sighed.....


            Yup....I gotta admit dat I couldn't sleep without cuddlin' into somethin' (no pervert thoughts will ya). Like many people (fine! like many children) I also owned this huge bolster...or maybe not 'that' huge and I keep it until now cause seriously it help me to sleep.


             Dat might not be the issue here.... cause the one dat made me frustrated is my 'Sister'......Apart from bolster-issue its about delirious dude!....Yeah my sister always complain about me talkin' in my sleep.(Okay maybe its not juz my sister .. my mom to.....and my lil bros...sighed.... U guys mustn't have anythin' to do aren't ya?). 

             These are the words dat caused me to knocked my head to the wall (or wall of pillows to be precise).

           "Angah ( juz my nickname).... tahu tak semalam angah ngigau cakap sensorang... buat alang ( my sis ) takot jer..dah la alang tido lewat. Hehehe... (somehow it turnout to be evil laugh) camnerla kalau bakal suami angah nampak nanti...heish sosah - sosah. Kan orang tua - tua cakap... Kecantikan Sebenar Seorang Perempuan Terserlah Semasa Tidur..."

           At dat time when my sis told me about those 'true beauty' stuff I almost scream and passed out as the image of me bein with my dream guys shattered into pieces....OH NO!!! don't leave me...Toma Ikuta...No!! don't go Donghae....Please stay with me!! Gikwang...sob...sob...sob...

           This is all those people fault...yes the elders of course.... why on earth one's true beauty could only be seen in their sleep....nonsense (err....but the elders always right)....

           Iz there any cure for 'these disease'? I would love to try if there is......


         So to cut thing short....I juz convince myself it'll go off when I reaches the age...(err...but when is when? i'm already 18 this year)....it doesn't matter now cause I'm workin' on somethin' else ...Ahaha... yes to look the best when I woke up.....juz like the elders sayin' (yeah, the elders again...I juz can't ignore them) 'one will retain its beauty after sleep'.....


              I wanna have those angel-like face 


              Instead this image appear before me........


        Looks like I have to work hard!! yeah ganbatte!! For the sake of my dream guys....Go...Go...Go.....




        I wish I'm sleeping beauty....then I won't need to worked out




        p/s : Tidur cara nabi paling bagus


         

         

                




           

        LEVERAGE

        Visualize the Situation :

                There is an old man who work as construction worker. He carry out his duty with devout and honesty. (woo, its hard to find this kind of man nowadays). Never hear he complain 'bout the pay or the corny foreman at his workplace. Nevertheless, one day... an unfortunate incident occured. It happens that the old geezer fell and injured both his leg. Because of that, he couldn't continue to work. His employers denied his insurance right and claim it to be an accident and that they don't hold any responsibility. Now, the old man lost his job, his leg, his life.

        Common Answer:

        50% : I'm sorry for U, but don't give up......(then, they .........  .mmmturn and walk away
        30%: Its none of my business... U should mind Ur own ......,,,business...and avoid troubles!
        20%: Serves U right!!... in diz world U gotta fight back...burn  llllllllllthat employers of yours!!!!

        Leverage


        AHAHAHA...yeah!!...diz iz when the Justice League come into the picture....they are..!!! LEVERAGE!!!...the bad guys who make the best good guys....YEAH!!!...Behold!! they're everythin' everyone wannabe....wooooooohooooooooo!!..
        ( sorry for bein' overreacted, my adrenaline juz shoot up a minute ago )

        A short brief:

        Leverage consist a bunch of conmen with 4 out of 5 havin' criminal records. ( Actually their crimes are not recorded...but still they're criminals right?) Okay, back to the topic......they offer help to others which involved people bein' persecuted by the powerful and rich guys......We have :

         

         Elliot Spencer
        ' The Hitter '



         Alec Hardison
        ' The Hacker '


         
              Sophie Deveraux
             ' The Grifter '


         Parker 
        ' Thief '
         Nathan Ford
        ' The Brain/Mastermind '







        There's one scene in a car drove by Parker where they have this funny argument b'coz Parker told one of their enemy ( named Josie ) 'bout their plan.... it goes like this :

        Parker : U know, I was tryin' to help. U don't have to tell them
        Josie   : I didn't know they're goin' to kill U
        Elliot   : What?! U told her!!
        Parker: She's deserve a second chance....( as usual speakin' ,,,,,,,,,,,,with her emotionless face.)
        Elliot  : I almost got hit by a car!!!
        Parker: Shush...I almost got hit by a car...( shout for a little )
        Alec   :Seriously, Nate's gonna kill U
        Elliot  :I'm gonna kill her!!
        Parker: Oh, stop whinin'
        ..............Well the atmosphere got a little tense up.................
        Alec   : Hey! Hey!, nobody's gonna kill anybody okay!
        .....................................A short pause...................................
        Alec   :Seriously, Nate's gonna kill U
        Alec   : Parker?!! where U learned how to drive?
        Parker: (Smirked).. I was a driver for a gang rob when I was ...........twelve...........( Speeding up )

        **If I got the opportunity to meet them I would like to ask them.....how can they be Sooo genius!!....and where does Sophie get her accent from?...its so cool**


        One- shot interview :(By my new reporter)
        Miss Nice Robin

        Here it goes......(owh by the way its from right to left)


         










         

        TOMODACHI

         First Situation Observed :

                   A little boy lived alone in a big house on hillside with his parents workin' all day long. He didn't have friends or neighbour to talk to. Of course no one wanna live at a place where tigers matin' and bears purgin' dude.But this little fella do.  

        Second Situation Observed :

                 There's this cute little girl who doesn't talk much as if she's holdin' somethin' in her mouth. It might be gold or ougoun coz she hardly open her mouth. Dats explain her limousine she's been drivin' to school. Now where did she get her license from?

        The question is What will happen when there's no interaction with human beings?

        1. they end up crazy and madly insane.......hurmm well don't think so.....
        2. several attempt to commit suicide.......several? they should put more effort on it.....
        3.  pretended to be somethin' else like a tree.......how is dat so? teach me some other time ok?....
        4.  permanently mute.......well dats one logical answer but we have to remove their voice box a.k.a larynx first right?
         MUAHAHAHA......
        That's it.....That's it....Yeah that's it.....dat must be the answer......Its....Its....Its....it muz be : Imaginary friend 
        The only way to survive diz ridiculous, mad, selfish, evil, etc..world is to have a friend....perhaps a self-made.....an imaginary one....Even I owned one (Okay maybe not one...I enjoy group play)

        Advantage (to have imaginary fren) :

        • They're everythin' U want them to be.......seriously I once have this imaginary fren whom resemble Justin Gaston so much....woahh(scream with excitement) i think im goin' to contact him later...
        • They'll agree with anythin' U do.......believe me U won't hear they complain 'bout Ur haircut, Ur appetite or Ur weight gain....If they do..come and see me..
        • They're not hypocrite......with those innocent looks how can they betray U? it ridiculous...
        • OOOkkk .....enough with three example will ya?
         
         Disadvantage on havin' one:
        • There's no such thing folks....

        The only thing dat shows bad side of havin' "these" guys as Ur fren iz when we grow older, they would disappear all of sudden. (Isn't it kinda creepy?) They muz hav practice some sort of magic trick. im 100% sure of it. I won't believe my mom. How dare she said my frens have never existed and it was all my mind-made. If they're mind-made I wouldn't ask them to do my math homework..... duhh.......


         Nevertheless. I can't deny dat they're my imagination. Yeah I speak as a teenager myself. Anyway, Anyhow..........I enjoyed those days with them.....To me they're not juz some mere frens to fill my leisure but more like a family.....an understandin' one to be precise

        P/S : I always enjoy our adventures my frens 


        Owh by the way....... I still enjoy our games..xoxoxo



         
         


              
         


         
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