HOUSE-SIS

One Minute............ 

We often heard 'bout........housewife.......houseman......stuff.........now wanna listen to some house-sis story?

        

It started few weeks back......................... Dats when she  (the house girl) doin' the house chores.....coz both her parents were workin' and they didn't hire any maid (uncomfortable wif stranger)............as usual..........she wash the dishes, do the laundry, sweep the floor..etc......as soon as she finished her work......

Suddenly.......there's pile of dirty cloth layin' on the floor.........

 

One..................Two................Three.............Seconds.......

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.....the scream....could be heard few blocks away............ as she 'bout to close her mouth.....An old lady stood before her...... "strange"....... she mumbles....."who's dat awful lookin' woman?"....."hmmm..really looked like somebody I know"..............."Eh?..mirror??"

Then Again..........AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...................

      It was me!!!.....this is terrible!!....wat a bizarre!!     ....such a disaster!!..call 911...I'm goin' insane!!!!

I looked waaaaayyyy....older than I am.......diz isn't happenin'...I must be dreamin'........arrrghhh........(can't get rid the image off my head)...............................................

Sigh.........Looks like the elders win agaiiinnn........

                  "Anger can only help us turn older"

Am I being too conservative? takin' those words seriously....... I sayyy.......

I don't wanna get olddd.....sob.....sob.....sob.....sob.............
actually there's few option I could take to stay young ......................eyes roll..........................

• plastic surgery (forbidden)
• botox (forbidden)
• susuk (ni lagila forbidden)
• crocodile clippers (err....worth trying)
• facial treatment (now, where I'm goin' to find the money?)
• wudhu' (easiest,  most effective and the cheapest way....)
• kalau malas sangat pakai jer mask macam masked rider tuhh bergaye per.........

Hailaaa........... pela susah sangat......berhenti jerla marah - marah kan senang..........buat penat jari jer taip sume benda kat atas tuhh...............


Come to think of it...... hmmm...... since I'm from one huge family..... sooo...... diz wat I usually do (since 'the big sis' became my nickname)....

• Forced to nag most of the time......
• Have to raise my voice....err..sometimes...
• Mumble to myself whenever I pick up my bros dirty cloths
• Bear the pain whenever my lil sis cries
• Be the middle man whenever my lil bros argue
• Complain to much 'bout my life (ungrateful huh??)

No wonder I get old easily....................eyes roll..............                            
For some people it might be easy for them handlin' little kids..........hmmm........how 'bout continuously through your youth life....where we (below 29)....know only to rock da hell up.......theeeeeeennnn........ it would turns freakin' hard...

huuussshhh........wat am I talkin' 'bout??...... bad girl!!!..... gomene minna~san.....I shouldn't have made such remarks...... well.....it IS my responsibility to look after my younger siblings..........The Big Sis Job........ ohohoho.......

hailaa kena la ikhlas....nak wat camne...kang dosa pulak tak b'syukor ...........kang Tuhan marah.... maunye aku tak de anak nanti......buat naye jerr..........


Hahaha...doesn't sound "ikhlas" enough to me...... Yo...... dats how world works right?!.....trouble, problem.....they exist to sharpen our strength.............hmmmm..... in my case..... my siblings are my teacher..... they teach me to be patient, mature, protective and....err....others.....

 

.....watching my sis cryin'....makes me wonder..... was I the same???......naaaaa.....it can be....I'm such an angel back then(ohohoho).....................

BTW...... no matter how tired and furious I am........at the end of the day............ Those smiles swipe them away........... 

Take A Break............................

P/S : Blood is always thicker than water..........Thank You Allah for such bless....................

STEP

Sigh...............its tiring week for me................coz I gotta prepare for my college entrance next week....................
last minute shopping and stuff.....................Now....time passes very quick isn't it...................................

Yuppie....... looks like I gotta settle things quickly............

• Scan 'Japanese and Arabic for Dummies'
• Shop some stuff (I'm not really looking forward for diz)
• Wash my clothes and undies...ops n telekung too
• Pack belongings and double check stuff
• Self-motivate for my studies
• Recover from flu (sigh)

Ouhh.... I made To do list too......... 

Somehow I'm bit nervous thinkin' 'bout college things......... 

Ehehe............but I do hope dat they provide :

• First of all......clean toilet and washroom
• Lecturer (ermm.... friendly one)
• hehe.... lots and lots of food (variety)
• Hot guys will do (ohoho...I'll bring Toma Ikuta's pic if there's none)
• Comfortable Surau or Madrasah
• Ok enough..............(any extra facilities are welcomed)

P/s : Yoooshhaaa!!! Bring it on!!!!

CAREER

Ooo....

I've seen a lot where Cat chasin' after a Mouse, Ranger huntin for a Wild Boar, a Desperado went after a Hot Chick,and an angry Boss searchin' for his slug employee..... the thing is...I've never seen a person pursuing his career/dream....physically.....I juz curious to know how would it look like......excitin' perhaps.....ohoho.....

   Since I was little, it was my parents who planned everythin' for me (well almost everythin')....which school Im goin', what course Im takin'.....Yup.....I hate to decide n choose coz I'm not capable of doin' so........Aaannnddd......I think I developed a little of Decidophobia (FYI...its not contagious)

   Hahaha....right into my face.......once I'd graduate from high school...I was in dilemma (still am).......wonderin' wat course should I take for my next step....There's to many options ....Accountacy, Business Management, Dentistry, Arts & Design, bla..bla..bla..(etc)......hehe......as usual when there's no other solution........I gotta seek da best fortune teller ever...my parents....and I did.....but they're not givin' me the answer I want....

1. Well..U should decide Urself..which one U like the most?
2. Juz pick the best dat suit U (which one anyway??!!)
3. The most important thing is U enjoy wat you're doin'
4. It depends on Ur dream and ambition

Hmmm....the last statement carry some meanin' dat bring me back to the ol'days where I still wearin' my diapers on...(my childhood memories...duhh) 

For me I wanna be everythin'....multitask-person dat is......sighed.....after those long hours of reminiscin' ...it still doesn't help me much with my problem....wuarghh!!!...(at diz moment I thought eenie-menie might be da last choice).......

Then......ding dong teng tong......the idea-bulb has lighted up (at last).... ahaha...wat with the big fuss....all I gotta do is juz list down all the career thing and analyze all the possibility myself..yeah!!! I'm genius!! (tengokla anak saper).....ahaha......(masok tandas pam sendiri).....

Okay enough with the braggin' and boastin'.....

And now.....its time for me to study and analyze my potential ability.....haha..behold!!...

First : Doctor/Anesthetist/Obstetrician/Nurse

Hmmm...from wat I can c...doctor iz one glamorous job...hell yeah.... everybody insist dat they related to one...Eg, "my son is a doc", "my father work as a doc", "my in-law was a doc"...(yg xleyh blah tuhh).."I'm a cleaner at a Doc house" haha....as long as the word 'Doc' is there....nonetheless...we can't blame them on doing so....b'coz Doctor is a noble job. Well... they help people in need (putting da payment part aside)........

 I've got no problem stressing my brain on memorizin' human anatomy......The part I can't get a grip is THE BLOOD babe...Its b'coz I'm Hemophobic,...seriously...last time when our class had da experiment.... I nearly pass out watchin' the frog being cut alive (sounds weird if I say we performed frog surgery).......Looks like I gotta Be Strong to stay in this field.....No problem!! I'll cure the Hemophobia myself.......Yosha!!!

Next : Chef

 

Da word 'Chef' came across my mind when I was watchin' my mother cookin' in da kitchen (or, was it..when I'm takin' my late supper).....Its doesn't matter anyway..... For me Chef has their own skills of art...Yup juz like Sanji... The menu written in french but da recipe originally from Japan...(soo awesome)

  Cookin' suppose to be one's basic skill.... as for me....whenever I return to our hometown........... its difficult for me to cope with my relatives...... da reason iz simple n obvious..... bein' a city girl like me cost U to hardly recognize any of the herbs and (urgh..its embarassing)..vegetable plants.... So they assume... I can't cook at all... sigh... I felt a little bit offended..... never mind... its true I'm not skillful when its come to cookin'.............hehe but I'm master of the master when its come to eatin' part..........ohohoh......... right..righty..I need to push myself harder if I decided to take culinary in future

Then : Artist/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Pop-star

               

Ahahaha......we've come to da best part yo!!.. The world of entertainment!!......... Jump into their world turns me into an addict and otaku..... Those hair!... Those style!....Those smile!.....hihihi... U don't know wat I'm talkin' 'bout heh? its K-Pop guys!!!...(kalu alang bace ni..respon dier musti 'hekeleh')........ Long live Asian!! hail the Asia!!...ehehehe...but I gotta admit I can't resist western song

Yeah!! I'm at my full spirit........ if I've been given a chance to be one.... I would like to collaborate with Toma Ikuta (xoxoxo)... or U-kiss....or maybe Suju...ehehe... Buuuuuut....the only thing stand in my way is....... myself(??).. Coz(melancholy voice)...I can't play any of the instrument(teary eyes).......and I can't dance either(tears overflow)....... its saddening...sigh.....

........... : Teacher/Lecturer/Educator

  I always look up to the person called Teacher..... (and look down if he/she is shorter than I am)....... They have the motherly and angelic character.............(Dats why I don't think I can be one)....... well..dats true coz people regard them as the candle whom burn itself for others..... I don't get it when some people say dat teacher has the high chances to end up in mental hospital...... hmm.. maybe they conduct some research or somethin'

 To be a teacher was my dream (kindergarten time)........ gettin' the most holiday (school holidays)...... there's Teacher's Day.... workin' from 7 am to 1pm(most of the time)..... errmmm.... but judgin' from my experience...I don't think it suit me well...... juz ask my pals.... "Fauzan, ape yg awk ajr ni? xphmla"........."Angah, bole ulang x?"......."ermm xpela dh fhm dh pon(padahal dlm ati)".........ehehe....... I'm da worst........

Sooooooooooooo..........................(actually there's thousands but 4 explanation is more than enough)..........................................................................

Based on da 'analysis'........ I think I'll juz stick to wat I've always did........ Close my eyes and pray to God to show me the best future.......Insyaallah....... 

 One Moment Please..........

P/s : Harap2 course yg aku dpt tuh...can generate income             kat dunia and akhirat.......Ameen......